(A Totally Scientific Personality Quiz)
Welcome to the quiz your therapist would probably print out and highlight.
You’ve survived 100% of your meltdowns so far—go you—but have you ever wondered exactly what flavor of chaos you are?
This quiz dives deep into your emotional clutter drawer (you know the one), unpacks your coping mechanisms, and gently screams into the void with you.
Choose your answers, we tally your vibes, and find out which emotionally unstable mystery box matches your lifestyle. Is it anxiety espresso goblin? Impulse-buying raccoon? Stabby glitter gremlin?
There are no wrong answers. Just different fonts of dysfunction. 🫠✨
Let’s get into it.